Shakes

Signature Shakes

Primyl Scream

Embrace your primyl instincts with this blend of ice, almond milk, vanilla whey protein, banana, coco powder, and coffee.

CALORIES: 177 Protein: 27g Carbs: 6g Fat: 5g

Primitive Paradise

Find yourself in tropical heaven with our blend of ice, coconut milk, vanilla whey protein, pineapple, and fresh lime juice.

CALORIES: 271 Protein: 25g Carbs: 18g Fat: 11g

Archaic Apple Pie

Even a caveman likes Mom’s apple pie. This shake is a blend of ice, almond milk, vanilla whey protein, unsweet apple sauce, oats, cinnamon, and vanilla extract.

CALORIES: 271 Protein: 30g Carbs: 22g Fat: 7g

Savage Strawberry Cheesecake

Become a savage by indulging in this blend of almond milk, vanilla whey protein, strawberries, and sour cream.

CALORIES: 235 Protein: 28g Carbs: 15g Fat: 7g

Cool Combos

Pick your liquid

Milk, Almond milk, Coconut milk, or water

Pick one or two fruits

Bananas, Strawberries, Blueberries, and/or Mixed Berries

Add protein and other supplements